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Tuesday, October 13, 2020
From Elvis: 50 Songs for the 50 Days Prior to Election Day (Part 3)
Here on PhilosFX, we will bring you an ongoing recapitulation of Elvis Costello's project, "50 Songs for 50 Days."
On Sept 15, 2020, Sir Declan Patrick MacManus, OBE announced he'd be launching a song daily for the next 50 days. These songs will comprise a curated playlist for this time of cultural, political, and environmental upheaval. The announcement was made on his official website and came to my attention via his Facebook page.
"I hope these songs will amuse, console or even infuriate, because passive indifference is hardly the way forward."--Elvis Costello
It's probably no surprise that the next 50 days takes us up to early November and an important election in the United States of America.
If you are a fan of Elvis Costello, you will likely already:
- be connected to his website
- be able to see each new song as it gets added to the playlist
- have a streaming service lined up to play these tunes (Playlist added to Spotify on 9/17)
- have access to the lyrics via a comprehensive Wiki.
But what you will not have, and what we at PhilosFX, therefore, pledge to provide, is a recapitulation of all 50 songs, complete with links to lyrics enabling you to read (or sing?) along as each song plays.
Part 1 (Songs 1-14, Sep 15-28) is available HERE
Part 2 (Songs 15-28, Sep 29-Oct 12) is available HERE
Now we commence with Part 3 as the countdown to the election continues:
No. 29 - "In The Darkest Place" from Painted From Memory (1998).In the darkest placeI`m lostI have abandoned every hope
A bad enough situationIs sure enough getting worseEverybody's crying justiceJust as long as there's business first
Life is a beautiful thingNo. 32 - "Newspaper Pane" released for download / streaming on this day (Oct 16) from the forthcoming album Hey Clockface (due Oct 30, 2020). You may also enjoy this video with lyrics.
I don’t spend my time perfecting the pastI live for the futureBecause I know it won’t lastA bent note on a horn I can’t playGhosts in the windowThat I can’t wish away
No. 33 - "Clowntime Is Over" from Get Happy!! (1980).
Tears on your blackmailWritten to ransomA point of the fingernailSays that he`s handsome
No. 34 - "American Gangster Time" from Momofuku (2008).
Next week there'll be some fashionable new sin
For each harlot and each Puritan
Pull off their wings stick them on a pin
And just watch the money roll in
No. 35 - "Weird Nightmare" from Weird Nightmare: Meditations on Mingus (1992).
Weird nightmare
Why must you torment me?
Weird nightmare
Pain and misery
In a heart that’s loved and lost
Take away the grief you’ve caused
One day they'll probably make a movie out of all of this
There won't even have to be a murder just a slow dissolving kiss
Torn from the pages of historyRepeated again and again and againYou're either for or against usAnd that is how the hatred beginsTripwire
The party's over
Time we broke up
It always seemed like a bad dream
One where I finally woke up
This magic moment concluding our mutual fate
But if you do have to leave me
Who will I have left to hate?
Who will I have left to hate?
Even presidents have newspaper lovers
Ministers go crawling under covers
She's no angel
He's no saint
They're all covered up with whitewash and grease paint
And you say…
The teacher never told you anything but white lies
But you never see the lies
And you believe
The sugar-coated pill is getting bitterer stillYou think your country needs you but you know it never willSo pack up your troubles in a stolen handbagDon't dilly dally boys rally 'round the flagGive us our daily bread, give us our daily bread, in individual slices, in individual slicesAnd something in the daily rag to cancel any crisis
No. 41 - "We Are All Cowards Now" from Hey Clockface (2020)
They're draping stones with colours
And a roll of stolen names
Except those we never cared about
And those we need to blame
We'll extinguish that flame, just the same
We are all cowards now
A thief can only steal from you
He cannot break your heart
He can never touch the precious things inside
Someone like you should surely be
Miles and miles away from me
Then you'd never care how much I lied
The twitching impulses to speak your mindI'll lend you my microscope and maybe you will find itIs it in that ugly place that's just behind your face?
Did you find how to lie?
Did you find out how to cheat?
The elite bleat, their obsolete
So what are your prospects?
No. 45 - "American Tune" written by Paul Simon and released as a single by The Imposter (2017)
We’ve lived so well, so long
Still, when I think of the road we’re traveling on
I wonder what went wrong
I can’t help it, I wonder what’s gone wrong
P.S. Well by now you know the worst of it
And we’ve heard all the alibis that they’ve rehearsed
The smug predictions
If it’s not a contradiction
Please have faith in human nature
And have mercy on the creatures in this sad burlesque
Me dijo “no te creas tan especial no vas a impresionarme”*Released in 1979, re-released as a bonus track on the 1993 Rykodisc version of This Year's Model, and covered by Gian Marco and Nicole Zignago on this Spanish version of the single.
Ponle precio a mi lealtad y puedes desnudarme
De sur al norte de rodillas
Sólo el este los esquiva
The night we metThe night that I won't forgetYou seemed what I'd been waiting forBut baby, I've been wrong before
There's a tuppenny-ha’penny millionaire
Looking for a fourpenny one
With a tight grip on the short hairs
Of the public imagination
No. 50 - "(What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace, Love & Understanding?" from Armed Forces (1979)
As I walk through this wicked worldSearching for light in the darkness of insanityI ask myself, "Is all hope lost?"Is there only pain and hatred and misery?
So toll the bell or rock the cradle
Please don't let me fear anything I cannot explain
I can't believe, I'll never believe in anything again
Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Elvis Costello's "50 Songs for 50 Days," Part 2
Here on PhilosFX, we will bring you an ongoing recapitulation of Elvis Costello's project, "50 Songs for 50 Days."
On Sept 15, 2020, Sir Declan Patrick MacManus, OBE announced he'd be launching a song daily for the next 50 days. These songs will comprise a curated playlist for this time of cultural, political, and environmental upheaval. The announcement was made on his official website and came to my attention via his Facebook page.
"I hope these songs will amuse, console or even infuriate, because passive indifference is hardly the way forward."--Elvis Costello
It's probably no surprise that the next 50 days takes us up to early November and an important election in the United States of America.
If you are a fan of Elvis Costello, you will likely already:
- be connected to his website
- be able to see each new song as it gets added to the playlist
- have a streaming service lined up to play these tunes (Playlist added to Spotify on 9/17)
- have access to the lyrics via a comprehensive Wiki.
But what you will not have, and what we at PhilosFX, therefore, pledge to provide, is a recapitulation of all 50 songs, complete with links to lyrics enabling you to read (or sing?) along as each song plays.
Part 1 (Songs 1-14) is available HERE
Now we commence with Part 2:
No. 15 - "20% Amnesia" from Brutal Youth (1994)The wine you drink has never seen a grapeNo. 16 - "Beyond Belief" from Imperial Bedroom (1982)
And now your sci-fi suit has lost its shape
But it's a dangerous game that comedy plays
Sometimes it tells you the truth, sometimes it delays it
History repeats the old conceitsNo. 17 - "Walk Us UPTOWN" from Wise Up Ghost (2013)
The glib replies the same defeats
Keep your finger on important issues
With crocodile tears and a pocketful of tissues
Will you walk us uptownNo. 18 - "The River In Reverse" from The River In Reverse (2006)
Will you gather us near
As cowards flee
And traitors sneer
Keep a red flag flying
Keep a blue flag as well
And a white flag in case
It all goes to hell
So count your blessings when they ask permissionNo. 19 - "Welcome To The Working Week" from My Aim Is True (1977)
To govern with money and superstition
They tell you it's all for your own protection
'Til you fear your own reflection
But the times are passing from illumination
Like bodies falling from a constellation
An uncivil war divides the nation
All of your family had to kill to surviveNo. 20 - "Riot Act" from Get Happy (1980)
And they're still waiting for their big day to arrive
But if they knew how I felt, they'd bury me alive
Welcome to the working week
Why do you talk such stupid nonsense?
When my mind could rest much easier
Instead of all this dumb-dumb insolence
I would be happier with amnesia
No. 21 - "The Other Side Of Summer" from Mighty Like A Rose (1991)
The automatic gates close up between the shanties and the palace
The blowtorch amusements, the voodoo chalice
The pale pathetic promises that everybody swallows
A teenage girl is crying 'cause she don't look like a million dollars
So help her if you can
'Cause she don't seem to have the attention span
Go on your merry way now if you must
Fool's Gold turns rivets into rust
'Til you don't know who to trust
Wise Up Ghost
Ever since the U.S. Mint was sucked dry and spat out, bookworms paid for rare tomes with wheelbarrows full of banknotes, some of them worthless Confederate money, stashes of which had been secreted in the plinths of various toppled statues.
They bartered with it on a Mississippi square with the irony of victors.
None of it helped the healing.
I've got this imaginary radio, and I'm punching up the dial
I've got the A.C. trained on the T.V. so it won't blow up in my eye
And everything I thought fanciful and mocked as too extreme
Must be family entertainment here in the strange land of my dreams
The Lord will judge us, with fire and thunderAs man continues with all his blundersIt's only moneyIt's only numbersMaybe it is time to put aside these fictitious wondersMan is feebleMan is punyAnd if it should divide the UnionThere is no man who should own anotherWhen he can't even recognize his sister and his brother
No. 26 - "Who's Gonna Help Brother Get Further?" from The River in Reverse (2006).
Mama get up early, early in the morning
Papa's already gone
Going out a-working for half of what he's worth now
You know that it's wrong
What happen to the Liberty Bell I heard so much about?
Did it really ding-dong?
It must have dinged wrong
It didn't ding long
No. 27 - "Green Shirt" from Armed Forces (1979).
Better send a begging letter to the big investigationWho put these fingerprints on my imagination?
No. 28 - "This Is Hell" from Brutal Youth (1994).
Endless balmy breezes and perfect sunsets framed
Vintage wine for breakfast
And naked starlets floating in Champagne
All the passions of your youth
Are tranquillized and tamed
You may think it looks familiar
Though you may know it by another name
This is Hell
Stay tuned, there's more to come!
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
Recap of EC's 50 Songs for 50 Days (Part 1: Songs 1-14)
Here on PhilosFX we will bring you an ongoing recapitulation of Elvis Costello's newly announced project, 50 songs for 50 Days.
Sir Declan Patrick MacManus, OBE announced today (Sept 15, 2020) that he'd be launching a song daily for the next 50 days. These songs will comprise a curated playlist for this time of cultural, political, and environmental upheaval. The announcement was made on his official website and came to my attention via his Facebook page.
"I hope these songs will amuse, console or even infuriate, because passive indifference is hardly the way forward."--Elvis CostelloIt's probably no surprise that the next 50 days takes us up to early November and an important election in the United States of America.
If you are a fan of Elvis Costello, you will likely already be connected to his website. You will be able to see each new song as it gets added to the playlist. You will also already have a streaming service lined up to play these tunes (Playlist added to Spotify on 9/17). And, if you are interested in the music or the lyrics, you will have access to repositories of those resources such as the comprehensive Wiki.
No. 1 - “(You’re Nobody 'Til Everybody In) This Town (Thinks You’re A Bastard)” from Spike (1989).
It was a song with a topical verse which I'm afraid he then proceeded to sing
Something about the moody doomed love of the Fish-Finger King
No. 2 - "Waiting For The End Of The World" from My Aim Is True (1977).
Hiding from a scandal in the national press
They had been trying to get married since they stole the wedding dress
You may see them drowning as you stroll along the beach
But don't throw out the lifeline till they're clean out of reach
No. 3 - "Why Can’t A Man Stand Alone?" from All This Useless Beauty (1996).
Must he be burdened by all that he's taught to consider his own?His skin and his station, his kin and his crown, his flag and his nationThey just weigh him down
Eyes going in and out of focus
Mild and bitter from tuberculosis
Forgotten man
Indifferent nation
They're putting all your namesIn the forbidden bookI know what they're doingBut I don't want to look
In time you can turn these obsessions into careers
While the parents of those kidnapped children
Start the bidding for their tears
Nonsense prevails, modesty failsGrace and virtue turn into stupidityWhile the calendar fades almost all barricades to a pale compromiseWhile our leaders have feasts on the backsides of beastsThey still think they're the gods of antiquity
He thought he was the King of AmericaWhere they pour Coca Cola just like vintage wineNow I try hard not to become hystericalBut I'm not sure if I am laughing or crying
He said he heard about a couple living in the USAHe said they traded in their baby for a ChevroletLet's talk about the future now we've put the past away
No. 10 - "Withered and Died" from Goodbye Cruel World (1995).*
This cruel country has driven me downTeased me and lied, teased me and liedI've only sad stories to tell to this townMy dreams have withered and died
*This song, written by the great Richard Thompson, was originally released in 1984. "Withered and Died" did not make the original cut-list for that year's album, Goodbye Cruel World. However, the song appears as a hidden track on the 1995 Rykodisc/Demon reissue of Goodbye Cruel World. For the graph, I split the "Year" credit evenly between 1984 and 1995.
Say something once
Does it make a true?
To me
To you
And everyone you knew
No. 12 - "Tokyo Storm Warning" from “Blood & Chocolate (1986)
So you look around the tiny room and you wonder where the hell you areWhile the K.K.K. convention are all stranded in the barThey wear hoods and carry shotguns in the main streets of MontgomeryBut they're helpless here as babies 'cause they're only here on holiday
They're hunting us down here with Liberty's light
A handshaking double-talking procession of the mighty
Pursued by a T.V. crew and coming after them
A limousine of singing stars and their brotherhood anthem
The former dictator was impeccably behaved
They're mopping up all the stubborn ones who just refuse to be saved
No. 14 - "No Flag" from the new album, Hey Clockface coming out Oct. 30, 2020.
No time for this kind of love
No flag waving high above
No sign for the dark place that I live
No God for the damn that I don't give
Thursday, August 6, 2020
How to Say "ten" in Over 80 Languages
In our first decade, we've attracted at least one visitor from 224 of 242 countries around the world.
References:
- In Different Languages (Russian is missing)
- Rocket Languages
Here is a compilation of links to previous PhilosFX Day celebrations. Enjoy!
Wednesday, August 7, 2019
Celebrating Nine Years of PhilosFX!
At midnight GMT (8 pm Eastern) between 6 and 7 Aug, we ended 9 years of blogging and started year 10. Thanks for coming along for the ride!
Here is a compilation of links to previous PhilosFX Day celebrations. Enjoy!
8. Happy 8th PhilosFX Day! https://philosfx.blogspot.com/2018/08/happy-philosfx-day.html
7. Happy 7th PhilosFX Day! https://philosfx.blogspot.com/2017/08/happy-philosfx-day.html
6. Happy 6th PhilosFX Day! https://philosfx.blogspot.com/2016/08/happy-6th-philosfx-day.html
5. The 2015 version: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2015/08/happy-philosfx-day.html
4. Musings from the Batman: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2014/08/happy-philosfx-day.html
3. Lots of stats: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2013/08/happy-3d-birthday-philosfx.html
2. Basically, a one-liner: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2012/08/happy-2d-birthday-philosfx.html
1. First-year in review: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2011/08/happy-birthday-philosfx.html
0. Launch! http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2010/08/launch.html
Cheers!
DBD
Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Happy PhilosFX Day!
Monday, April 2, 2018
A Method for Ranking Wes Anderson Films, or What's with the Low Tomatometer for 'Life Aquatic'?
ScreenJunkies: Every Wes Anderson Movie--er, Film/
• Wes Anderson bio on IMDb http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0027572/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
• Filmography and awards on Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wes_Anderson
• Rotten Tomatoes for all of Wes Anderson's films (what's with the low tomatometer for 'Life Aquatic'?). https://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/wes_anderson/
Shocked by Rotten Tomatoes' low tomatometer for one of my favorite Wes Anderson films, I began to wonder: If people like Wes but don’t like 'The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou', just how good are the films I haven’t seen? What am I missing? My favorite is 'The Grand Budapest Hotel,' but I also love Royal Tenenbaums and Life Aquatic. Darjeeling Limited was a bit over-the-top for my tastes. How would my preferences align with those of the broader public?
I bundled all these lines of inquiry and cooked them down into a single research question: Which is the consensus best Wes Anderson film?
I Googled "Top Ten Wes Anderson films" and began taking notes in Excel as I am wont to do. The results are shown below for your inspection and review.
The consensus best Wes Anderson film is The Royal Tenenbaums, released in 2001 when the director was 31 years old. The film earned $52.4 M at the box office, garnered 10 award nominations and won Best Screenplay at the 2001 New York Film Critics Circle Award.
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| Table 1. Wes Anderson films ranked using scores from 10 independent rating sources |
Methodology
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| Table 2. Index to sources used |
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| Table 3. Scores for rankings on each of the ten sources |
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| Figure 1. Box office and award nomination performance of Wes Anderson films over time |
Friday, February 16, 2018
Trunkworthy's Fourth 20: Elvis Costello's 80 Best, Least Remembered Songs
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| Two of my favorite things: EC the Beloved Entertainer, and a movie about The Big Lebowski |
Feast thine eyes.
By now you see the story behind the photo at the top of this post. Song number 79 on this list is EC's "My Mood Swings," which appears on the soundtrack for the Coen Brothers' 1998 hit movie, The Big Lebowski. Just one of many hidden gems in the Costello oeuvre.
I've listed the songs in chronological order by the date they were shared on Trunkworthy. But of course, another way of looking at the list is to sort the songs chronologically by when they were produced. The songs in the fourth set of 20 cover a range of 38 years, from 1979 to 2017. Jorge & Kevin, current hosts at Trunkworthy, took almost 400 days to add these 20 songs.
I don't know about everyone else, but personally, I am really enjoying this program! I'm sure a few fellow Costellophiles will appreciate my attempt to collect and display all of Trunkworthy's sporadic offerings in one handy corner of the web. Elvis has over 600 songs in his repertoire. If you disregard the most popular (and theoretically overplayed) 50%, that still leaves an incredible 300 songs to explore.
Here's hoping Jorge & Kevin keep on going! As long as Elvis is recording, and Trunkworthy is spotlighting, I'll be collecting and displaying here on PhilosFX.
Looking for the Backstory?
- This adventure started HERE
- The first 40 are commemorated HERE
- The Song of the Week reboot is described HERE
- The third 20 are chronicled HERE
Saturday, August 12, 2017
"My Aim is True" Turns 40
"It was rather like recording in a telephone booth. Overdubs were barely an option. Everything is heard pretty much as it was played."
In this edition of L.I.N.K.S. (hyperlinks that Lure, Intrigue, Nurture, Kindle, or Stimulate), we focus on the 40th anniversary of the release of "My Aim Is True," Elvis Costello's debut album.
"Recorded in four six-hour late-night sessions in a London eight-track studio, My Aim Is True was the debut album by the audaciously named soon-to-be 22-year-old singer-songwriter Elvis Costello, née Declan Patrick McManus. Produced by Nick Lowe, former bassist for the pub-rock band Brinsley Schwarz and a labelmate on the cheeky upstart indie Stiff Records, it reportedly cost a mere £2,000 to make, and was released in the U.K. on July 22, 1977."
My favorite links:
1. Paste features Elvis saying he’s actually not angry as angrily as humanly possible
2. Billboard does the impossible and ranks the album's tracks
3. Trunkworthy pays homage to a track that didn't make the album
4. Treblezine focuses on the artist's professed motives of revenge and guilt
And finally,
5. Spill takes the story to a personal level, drawing from the recent Costello autobiography
“Now she was punching in the prices on cans of beans at a cash register and looking as if all the hopes and dreams of her youth were draining away. All that would be left would soon be squandered to a ruffian who told her convenient lies and trapped her still further.”
Monday, August 7, 2017
Happy PhilosFX Day!
Saturday, July 1, 2017
Choir! Choir! Choir! Rufus Wainwright and 1500 singers sing Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah
I love everything about this music video: the song itself, the crowd, the production--everything. Please click HERE and enjoy immensely.
Saturday, August 6, 2016
Happy 6th PhilosFX Day!
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| We're celebrating 6 years of PhilosFX with a Public Service Announcement. "Got Your 6" is a nonprofit empowering veterans and strengthening communities. Keep reading PhilosFX, and check out "Got Your 6" at https://gotyour6.org/ |
You know how they say that time flies when you're having fun? And that time flies faster as you age? For your humble correspondent, this past year flew by like a Perseid meteor. At midnight UTC (8 pm Eastern) between 6 and 7 Aug, we at PhilosFX completed 72 months (6 years!) of musing, writing, sharing, and inquiring about this wonderful world of ours.
- Total views have climbed 31% to 263,229 from 201,692 this time last year. We crossed the Quarter of a Million Visits mark!
- First-time views rose 83% to 78,197 vs. 42,619 after five years. 35% of all first-time views are from outside the United States. Lots of new viewers came from Russia to look at the Demitri Martin posts.
- Countries with at least one unique visitor increased to 196 from 189 a year ago. It's getting pretty difficult to attract viewers from the few remaining "never" countries (or, as I prefer to call them, "not yet" countries!). All of the top 48 countries have at least 42 unique visitors. I love being part of an international network.
- In terms of content, we have now published 879 posts (this will be 880), which is a 5% increase over the 836 we had last year. Any bets on when we'll hit 1000? Any requests on a topic?
Speaking of 6, I want to call attention to "Got Your 6," a great non-profit organization that is focused on empowering veterans and enabling them to make lasting positive contributions in communities across the USA. The phrase, "Got Your 6" is mil-speak for protecting you from threats to your rear, or 6 o'clock position. It means, "I got your back."
As a public service announcement in honor of our favorite blog's 6th birthday, I recommend all PhilosFX readers--especially those with a soft spot for veterans and a passion for community activism--check out "Got Your Six."
"Got Your 6" believes veterans are leaders, team builders, and problem solvers who have the unique potential to lead a resurgence of community across the nation. Got Your 6 uses six pillars to strengthen veterans–jobs, education, health, housing, family, and leadership. Got Your 6 continues to ensure all Americans see veterans as indispensable assets that make our Nation stronger. For more information, please visit https://gotyour6.org/
Bottom line, friends: be focused, happy, and productive. Find and maintain your center. Align your priorities to worthy goals. Unite others on your quest for success. Thanks for reading and celebrating six years of Philosophy + Special Effects here at PhilosFX! Here's to many more...
For the insanely curious or terminally bored, here are links to previous PhilosFX Day posts, which you may enjoy at your leisure:
5. The 2015 version: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2015/08/happy-philosfx-day.html
4. Musings from the Batman: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2014/08/happy-philosfx-day.html
3. Lots of stats: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2013/08/happy-3d-birthday-philosfx.html
2. Basically, a one-liner: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2012/08/happy-2d-birthday-philosfx.html
1. First year in review: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2011/08/happy-birthday-philosfx.html
0. Launch! http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2010/08/launch.html



















