Monday, September 6, 2010

A Response to the Viral Question of the Day

CAN MUSLIMS BE GOOD CITIZENS[1]?

The text you see in large red font below came to me via email. I am posting this annotated response to detail all of the many ways this message is factually incorrect, logically flawed, and generally unhelpful. It worries me that despite these flaws, this email seems to be getting good circulation. One can find many versions of it floating around, posted on various blogs and websites. Similar versions are titled, “Can Muslims Be Good Americans?” Be prepared: some version of this will likely hit your inbox soon, if it hasn’t already.

Why do people read, believe, and forward garbage such as this? Why do thinking people see it and let it slide? In my mind, there is no greater threat to the prospects of my children growing old than the rantings of bigoted, red-necked, white Protestant morons.  I worry for an America where citizenship is defined by the likes of this author and the many people who agree—or do not strongly disagree—with this screed.

This is very interesting[2] and we all need to read it from start to finish and send it on to everyone[3]. Maybe this is why our American Muslims are so quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities[4]. Can a good Muslim be a good American?

This question was forwarded to a friend[5] who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years[6].  The following is his reply:


Theologically - no. . . Because his allegiance is to Allah, The moon god of Arabia[7].

Religiously - no. . . Because no other religion is accepted by His[8] Allah except Islam[9] (Quran, 2:256).

Scripturally - no. . . Because his allegiance is to the five Pillars of Islam and the Qur’an.[10]

Geographically - no… Because his allegiance is to Mecca, to which he turns in prayer five times a day.[11]

Socially - no. . . Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews.[12]

Politically - no. . . Because he must submit to the mullahs (spiritual leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and destruction of America, the great Satan.

Domestically - no… Because he is instructed to marry four Women[13] and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him[14] (Qur’an 4:34).

Intellectually - no. . . Because he cannot accept the American
Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles[15] and he believes the bible[16] to be corrupt.

Philosophically - no. . . . Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Qur’an does not allow freedom of religion and expression.[17] Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist.[18] Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic.[19]

Spiritually - no.. . . Because when we declare “one nation under God,” the Christian's God is loving and kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to as Heavenly father[20], nor is he ever called love in the Qur’an's 99 excellent names.[21]

Therefore, after much study and deliberation[22].... Perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country[23].  They obviously[24] cannot be both “good” Muslims and good Americans. Call it what you wish it's still the truth[25]. You had better believe it[26]. The more who understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future.

The religious war is bigger than we know or understand.[27]

Footnote: The Muslims[28] have said they will destroy us from within.  SO FREEDOM IS NOT FREE.[29]

THE MARINES WANT THIS TO ROLL ALL OVER THE U.S.[30]






[1] Nothing about being Muslim makes one inherently unfit for citizenship in America (or France or England). The same question could be posed of Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Wiccans, Catholics, Mormons, or bigoted, red-necked, white Protestant morons.
[2] Interesting? Hardly even worth my time, except letting it slide is like watching someone pour oil down the storm drain.  Such poisoning of the well has got to be stopped! I am mistrustful of authors who feel compelled to write in large, red text. I am skeptical of the ALL CAPS ploy: shouting does not confer truth. I also find poor spelling a punctuation to be serious distractions and indicators of weak logic and indiscipline. I have corrected most of the spelling and punctuation errors in this just to make it readable.
[3] Send to everyone? Any thinking person who sees this will want to expose it as an ignorant fraud. A scholar states the truth. Why is this author telling me what to do and how to do it? Who listens and obeys?
[4] This claim is pure speculation, and what is it based on? Maybe Muslims choose to be quiet because too many ignorant, red necked white Protestant morons carry shotguns? Anyway, who said they are quiet?
[5] A friend of whom? Why hide behind anonymity?
[6] What is the author’s qualification? Some people could live in Saudi Arabia for 20 years and learn absolutely nothing.
[7] The moon god of Arabia? That is patently offensive! Allah is God to some 1.5B people around the world, certainly not only those who live in Saudi Arabia. Muslims do not worship the moon! They worship the God of Abraham, whom they call Allah instead of Yaweh.
[8] Curious as to the punctuation here. Why is “His” capitalized?
[9] What does religious preference have to do with citizenship? In America, nothing!
[10] What does scripture have to do with citizenship? Is there a scripture question in the naturalization exam? Which scripture? The answer to Scripturally should be yes, because the Five Pillars of Islam are spelled out in the Muslim scripture; in other words, there is a scripture, but it’s irrelevant.
[11] How does this work? Muslims cannot be citizens of Africa or Indonesia or America because they face Mecca when they pray? Muslims can only be citizens of Mecca then? Even in Mecca, Muslims bow toward the ka’aba—and so they all bow in different directions! Again, this factor is irrelevant.  
[12] I call myself a Christian and I have many Muslim friends. The statement is patently false.
[13] False. Polygamy is allowed, but it is very uncommon and it is certainly not a requirement. Incidentally, why is “Women” capitalized?
[14] True, but taken out of context. By the way, the Bible says the same thing. Check out Deut 25:11, 12. By the author’s own logic, believers of the Old Testament are not fit for American citizenship, either.
[15] Show me where the Constitution is based on Biblical principles? A Muslim may certainly disagree with the Bible and still agree with and support the Constitution. To say otherwise reveals scant knowledge of Islam, the Bible, or the Constitution.
[16] Why is Bible not capitalized?
[17] We grant freedom of religion to citizens. Therefore, Muslims are free to worship as they wish. Therefore the claim is false.
[18] Shockingly ignorant. Turkey.
[19] False. Malaysia, Pakistan or Algeria.
[20] First, is that true? What does one want in a Heavenly Father? Number 12, The Maker of Order; 45, The All-Comprehending; 69, The All Powerful. Second, even if true, so what?
[21] Number 1, The All-Compassionate; 47, The Loving One
[22] By whom? I see 10 dimensions mentioned (Theologically, Religiously, etc.) but no study, no deliberation, and no attribution.
[23] For what reason? Some people would be fearful and suspicious of their own shadow.
[24] Obviously? What about any of this is obvious, except for the fear-mongering and weak logic?
[25] Such crystalline logic! It’s true because I said so, and if you don’t believe me you are just plain wrong. Such is the hallmark of the closed mind. I doubt that reason would sway this author.
[26] Or what?
[27] This is either a fairly meaningless statement, or the understatement of the century. Any war is bigger than non-combatants understand. 
[28] The Muslims said this? Which Muslims? Certainly some, but not all.
[29] Certainly true but it does not follow from the preceding sentence.
[30] Says who? I doubt any soldier or Marine with 5 years of service has not met a Muslim. I do not know any soldiers or Marines who would repeat this screed. To claim so (in all caps, no less) is a disgrace. That said, there are many people in the military, including some bigoted, red-necked white Protestant morons.  The point would be that even if a few soldiers or Marines feel this way, they do not speak for all soldiers and Marines any more than Islamic terrorists speak for all Muslims.

Final notes and philosophical musings:

1. I am aware that Muslims have had difficulty integrating into French and English society. I do not have blinders on, and there are issues to be dealt with. I would rather see discussions of those issues, and plans to deal with them pragmatically.

2. There are snakes in the world. Some snakes are poisonous. I don’t want to go out of my way to live with snakes, but I am not so afraid of the poisonous ones that I want to destroy all snakes, even the non-poisonous ones, and the snakes that pose no threat to me or my family.  If a poisonous snake comes near me or my family, I have a hoe, and I know how to use it.

3. A source for The Most Beautiful Names, complete with captivatingly beautiful calligraphy and citations from the Qur’an, is http://www.sufism.org/society/asma/index.html. Warning! If looking at an Islamic website is enough to shake your Christian faith, don’t blame Islam or Muslims.

Favorite Paraprosdokian Sentences (add yours in the comment section!)

A paraprosdokian (from Greek "παρα-," meaning "beyond," and "προσδοκία," meaning "expectation") is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but also play on the double meaning, creating a syllepsis (a kind of ellipsis in which one word (usually a verb) is understood differently in relation to two or more other words, which it modifies or governs).


Ø   I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Ø   Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Ø   I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ø   Going to church doesn't make you a
 Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Ø   The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Ø   Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Ø   If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Ø   We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Ø   War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Ø   Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ø   The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ø   Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Ø   To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Ø   A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Ø   How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Ø   Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Ø   Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Ø   I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

Ø   A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Ø   Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:” I put "DOCTOR."

Ø   I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Ø   I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

Ø   Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Ø   Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Ø   Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for
 Miss America ?

Ø   Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Ø   A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Ø   You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Ø   The
 voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Ø   Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Ø   A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Ø  
 Hospitality:  making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Ø   Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Ø   I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Ø   Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

Ø   There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Ø   I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Ø   I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

Ø   When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Ø   You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Ø   To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Ø   Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Ø   Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Ø   A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Ø   If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

Ø   Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

Desiderata

Desiderata is Latin for “Things to be Desired.” Desiderata is a poem written in the early 1920’s by Max Ehrmann, a poet and lawyer from Terre Haute, Indiana, who lived from 1872 to 1945.


Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even to the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter,
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love,
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

- Max Ehrmann

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Is there ever a time to just give up?

I have been struggling with my progress on some personal goals. I suppose most people who set goals have some second thoughts when the going gets a little rough. Searching for an answer, I found these helpful words:

"Sometimes it is wise to quit, particularly when you are doing something wrong or you realize that your actions are futile or are hurting someone. But when God has called us to a task and we give up, we not only miss the great blessings of reaching our goal, but we might also incur discipline for not trusting God to help us get there. Just because God is in something doesn't make it easy. In fact, the harder the road, the stronger we become. If you know God is leading you, and opening doors in certain directions, don't give up just because the going gets tough. If anything, that should tell you that you are headed in the right direction. Keep moving forward boldly and with faith."

I took that as a sign. Back to work!

Beers, R. A., and Beers, V. G. (2005). The one year mini for men: Daily inspiration from God's word anytime, anywhere. (See the entry for August 11.) Carol Stream, IL: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Derek Sivers: Keep your goals to yourself | Video on TED.com

Short and sweet TED talk about the mind-body connection and goal-setting. Take-away: how we share our goals matters!
Derek Sivers: Keep your goals to yourself | Video on TED.com

Four Simple Prep Steps to Make Every Meeting a Win-Win

Good info from author and consultant Keith Ferrazzi and RMA Coach Cindy Cornell!


1. What do I want the other person to know?
Make sure you’re offering a clear, concise picture, with all the details needed to understand your idea/product/service.
2.    What do I want them to believe?
What are the benefits? Have you done enough research to know what their problems are, and to deliver your solution in their language?

3.    How do I want them to feel?

Invest them emotionally and you’ve won. What stories can you tell that help the person connect to your and your cause on a deeper level?
4.    What do I want them to do?
Make your ask clear – and make sure it’s something easy to say yes to. No one likes to be rushed, so be prepared to move incrementally toward your goal.

Virtual Vietnam Wall

The link below is a virtual wall of all those lost during the Vietnam war. You can find the names, bios, and other information on our lost heroes. Those who remember that timeframe, or perhaps lost friends or family can look them up on this site. Pass the link on to others if you like. 


http://www.virtualwall.org/