Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Words of Wit and Wisdom: Fertilizer

In the garden of Life, there are roses, and there is, shall we say, "fertilizer." We get to choose how we divide our attention.


Related "Words of Wit and Wisdom" series posts: 

WWW #1: Juice 
WWW #2: Remote 
WWW #3: Frogs 
WWW #4: Bumper Stickers 
WWW #5: Wasabi 
WWW #6: Optimism 
WWW #7: Ignorance


  1. Recently sent to me via email, I share these pearls with thee...

    1. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
    2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
    3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
    4. Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
    5. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
    6. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
    7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
    8. Never buy a car you can't push.
    9. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
    10. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
    11. Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
    12. The second mouse gets the cheese.
    13. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
    14. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
    15. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
    16. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
    17. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.
    Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
    18. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
    19. Have an awesome day and know that someone thought about you today.
    20. It was me, your friend!
    21. Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!

    1. These are GREAT! Thanks!

      Anyone who believes #10 obviously never saw me dance!

      Related to #14, retirement physicals are bad for my health; every time I went to one I got a new disease.

      My favorite: #18! Amen!

    2. Ha! I have seen you dance and Elaine has nothing on you. ( Actually you are quite a good dancer so don't sell yourself short.

    3. More like this:

    4. Now those ARE some advanced moves...I'm going to a wedding this weekend and one next. Now I will be scanning the dance floor to see just who has these dance moves down pat. Thanks Dave!

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