But if we do get caught, let’s allow the most loquacious member of our party explain the engineering challenge of constructing twin pyramids on opposite ends of Main nearly simultaneously (!) while the rest of us quietly get anything that looks like a pony can out of the car and into the closest pyramid as swiftly and stealthily as possible, because this will be our only hope for ending the evening not in jail.
|Figure 2. Lumber Yard|
|Figure 3. Hy-Vee|
But if the officer is not amused, there remains a non-zero probability that all will be forgiven if we simply offer to dismantle the pyramids in reverse order and if we further promise to recycle the "evidence."
And let that be a lesson to you!"
|Figure 4. "No cans but... it smells like a brewery in here!"|