Friday Funny: Paraprosdokian Answers

BRILLIANT ANSWERS OF A STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%

     [ I would have given him 100%.]


Q1. In which battle did Gen. Custer die?

      * his last battle.


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

      * at the bottom of the page.


Q3. The River Ravi flows in which state?

      * the liquid state.


Q4. What is the major cause of divorce?

      * marriage.


Q5. What is the main cause of failure?

      * exams.


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

      * Lunch or dinner.


Q7. What looks like half an apple?

      * The other half.


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?

      * it will become wet.


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

      * No problem -- he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

      * You can't find an elephant that has a hand.


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in your other hand, what would you have?

      * Very large hands.


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

      * No time at all - the wall is already built.


Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

      * Concrete floors are very hard to crack anyway, let alone by an egg.


Q14. What's the best way to get down from an elephant?

      * You don't get down from an elephant. You get down from a duck or a goose.



Related post: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2010/09/favorite-paraprosdokian-sentences-add.html

H/T: LK