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Monday, August 29, 2011

NCIS: Gibbs' Rules


Fellow NCIS Fans: I started jotting down Gibbs' Rules. Then I realized: someone else had undoubtedly already thought of this; and it would be easier to help a group than work alone on a duplicitous effort.

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Rule:
Actual Character Quote:
Episode(s):
1
Never let suspects stay together.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number one: Never let suspects stay together."
1
Never screw (over) your partner.
Gibbs: "Number one supersedes all of the others."
Jenny: "Never screw your partner?"
Gibbs: "Never screw OVER your partner."
2
Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Gibbs (to Kate)"Rule number two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene."
3
Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Gibbs: "Rule number three: Don't believe what you're told, double check."
Kate: "Should I write these rules in my Palm Pilot or crochet them on pillows?"
3
Never be unreachable.
Ziva (after trying to reach McGee): "Rule number three..."
Tony: "Never be unreachable."
4
If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best.
Jenny: "It's your fault you know."
Gibbs: "For what, leaving or coming back?" 
Jenny: "For teaching me your rules. Best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself. Second best, tell one other person... if you must. There is no third best. (walking away) That's rule number four isn't it?"
5
You don't waste good.

6
Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Never say you're sorry. (laughing) You don't have to crochet that one."
Tony (to Gibbs): I broke rule #6. Never say you're sorry.
Gibbs: It was covered by rule #18.
7
Always be specific when you lie.
Gibbs (to Kate): "Rule number seven: Always be specific when you lie."
8
Never take anything for granted.
Abby (to McGee)"Rule number eight is gonna save you McGee!"
Tony: "Never date a co-worker? "
Ziva (to Tony): "Never go anywhere without your knife. " 
Tony (to Ziva)"Thought that was nine."
Gibbs: "Never take anything for granted."
Abby (to Gibbs)"Correct El Jefe. But then again you did make up the rules."
Ziva: "I assume Gibbs would have checked that out last night."
Tony: "Rule number eight: Never assume anything."
Ziva: "To be precise it's, ah, never take anything for granted."
9
Never go anywhere without a knife.
Gibbs (while handing his knife to Tony): "Rule number nine:"
Gibbs & Kate (in unison)"Never go anywhere without a knife."
Tony: "Rule nine."
Atlas: "What?"
Tony: "Ya know those rule they teach you guys in the Marine Corps."
Atlas: "What rules?"
Tony: "Huh, I always suspected the fact that Gibbs was making that stuff up. Well... rule nine is, ah (undoing his belt), never go anywhere (pulling out his knife) without a knife."
Abby: Rule #9 'always keep a spare'.
Tony: I thought Gibbs said nine was 'always carry a knife.'
Abby: Not Gibbs' rules...mine.
10
Never get personally involved in a case.
Gibbs: You okay?
Tony: Not really. I broke rule number ten. Again. Never get personally involved in a case.
Gibbs: Yeah. That's the rule I've always had the most trouble with.
11
When the job is done, walk away.
Gibbs: "Rule number eleven, DiNozzo."
Tony: "I would never date a co-worker boss. Trust me. I mean, why would you even—that's twelve. Eleven... when the job is done, you walk away."
12
Never date a coworker.
Kate (to Tony)"Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you." 
Gibbs (just walking in)"That would be the reason for rule number twelve."
Kate: "Rule twelve?"
Gibbs: "Never date a co-worker."
13
Never, ever involve lawyers.
Tony: "Which means you've been here one day and already broken Gibbs' rule number thirteen."
Dwayne: "Rule number thirteen?"
Tony: "Yeah, rule number thirteen: Never, ever involve lawyers. Things are bound to turn nasty."
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15
Always work as a team.
Jenny: "I heard your agents are pitted against each other. Wasn't that Gibbs' rule number fifteen? Always work as a team."
Gibbs: "Not on this one."
16
If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.

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18
It's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.
Jenny (to Gibbs): "Number eighteen: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission."
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22
Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.
Tony (to Ziva): "Rule number twenty-two: never, EVER bother Gibbs in interrogation."
23
Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Kate (to Tony): "Maybe next time you should remember rule... twenty-three..."
Marine (laughing)"Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live."
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27
There are two ways to follow someone: 

--1st way, they never notice you;
--2nd way, they only notice you.
35
Always watch the watchers.

38
Your case, your lead.
Gibbs (to Tony): "Your case, your lead. I think it's a rule."
39
There is no such thing as coincidence.

40
If it seems like someone's out to get you, they are.
Gibbs (to Abby): "Rule forty."
Abby (to Gibbs): "If you think someone is out to get you, they are."
44
First things first, hide the women and children.
Gibbs (to Camila Charo to tell Mike Franks): "Tell him Rule 44"
Shannon (to Gibbs): "Forty-four. First things first, Hide the women and children. You're actually writing these down?"
45
Clean up your messes.
Tony (to Gibbs): "Where are you gonna be?"
Gibbs (to Tony): "At the mess I gotta clean up."
Tony (whispers to Ziva): "That's 45 ... basically."
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51
Sometimes - you're wrong.
Gibbs (written after reminiscing about his wife and his rules)




3 comments:

  1. There are exceptions. I saw an episode in which Ducky is angry at Gibbs for leaving without an explanation or even a goodbye. Gibbs says, "You know how I feel about apologies, right? That (Rule #6) doesn't apply when it's between friends. I am sorry."

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  2. Unnumbered Rule/The Unspoken Rule: You do what you have to for family. From: Spider and the Fly (Season 8) Spoken by Mike Franks.

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  3. Why are there some repeated rule numbers? One possible explanation: The 3 rules that came up in the 1st episode, Yankee White, were the rules of Gibbs' mentor, Mike Franks.

    Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. From Episode: Yankee White (Season 1) From Episode: Ships in the Night (Season 8 - as a Gibbs Rule)

    Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. From Episode: Yankee White (Season 1)

    Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. From Episode: Yankee White (Season 1)

    Source: http://www.imdb.com/

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