On the fifth day of Christmas
(which also happens to be the anniversary of my birth)
My BeerPal gave to me
CALLING INDIA PALE ALE!
A spiny, bitter-tasting, crab-eating fish
A spiny, grapefruit-flavored, crab-eating fish
Fresh brewed fresh hops in my fresh belly
And an auburn-haired mermaid in a bottle
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