BRILLIANT ANSWERS OF A STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%
[ I would have given him 100%.]
Q1. In which battle did Gen. Custer die?
* his last battle.
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.
Q3. The River Ravi flows in which state?
* the liquid state.
Q4. What is the major cause of divorce?
* marriage.
Q5. What is the main cause of failure?
* exams.
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch or dinner.
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half.
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
* it will become wet.
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem -- he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You can't find an elephant that has a hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in your other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands.
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all - the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* Concrete floors are very hard to crack anyway, let alone by an egg.
Q14. What's the best way to get down from an elephant?
* You don't get down from an elephant. You get down from a duck or a goose.
Related post: http://philosfx.blogspot.com/2010/09/favorite-paraprosdokian-sentences-add.html
H/T: LK
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